Malibu Tan. When you glimpsed him sitting at one of the parasol-equipped tables which
surrounded the country club's outdoor bar, he looked like a younger version of Marcus
Welby, MD. The poolside bar, which was called the Watering Hole, was where he and Halleck
were now. Houston was wearing red golfing pants held up with a shiny white belt. His feet
were dressed in white golfing shoes. His shirt was Lacoste, his watch a Rolex. He was
drinking a pina colada. One of his standard witticisms was referring to them as 'penis
coladas.' He and his wife had two eerily beautiful children and lived in one of the
larger houses on Lantern Drive they were in walking distance of the country club, a fact
of which Jenny Houston boasted when she was drunk. It meant that their house had cost
well over a hundred and fifty K. Houston drove a brown Mercedes four-door. She drove a
Cadillac Cimarron that looked like a Rolls-Royce with hemorrhoids. Their kids went to a
private school in Westport. Fairview gossip - which was true more often than not -
suggested that Michael and Jenny Houston had reached a modus vivendi: he was an obsessive
philanderer and she started in on the whiskey sours around three in the afternoon. Just a
typical Fairview family, Halleck thought, and suddenly felt tired as well as scared. He
either knew these people too well or thought he did, and either way it came to the same.
He looked down at his own shiny white shoes and thought: Who are you kidding? You wear
the tribal feather.
'I want to see you in my office tomorrow,' Houston said.
'I've got a case'
'Never mind your case. This is more important. In the meantime, tell me this. Have you
had any bleeding? Rectal? Mouth?'
'No.'
'Notice any bleeding from the scalp when you comb your hair?'
'No. '
'How about sores that don't want to heal? Or scabs that fall off and just reform?'
'No.'
'Great,' Houston said. 'By the way, I carded an eightyfour today. What do you think?'
'I think it'll still be a couple of years before you make the Masters,' Billy said.
Houston laughed. The waiter came. Houston ordered another penis colada. Halleck ordered
a Miller. Miller Lite, he almost told the waiter - force of habit - and then held his
tongue. He needed a light beer like he needed ... well, like he needed some rectal
bleeding.
Michael Houston leaned forward. His eyes were grave and Halleck felt that fear again,
like a smooth steel needle, very thin, probing at the lining of his stomach. He realized
miserably that something had changed in his life, and not for the better. Not for the
better at all. He was scared a lot now. Gypsy's revenge.
Houston's grave eyes were fixed on Billy's and Billy heard him say: The chances that
you have cancer are five in six, Billy. I don't even need an X ray to tell you that. Is
your will up-to-date? Are Heidi and Linda provided for adequately? When you're a
relatively young man you don't think it can happen to you, but it can. It can.
In the quiet tone of a man imparting great information, Houston asked: 'How many
pallbearers does it take to bury a nigger from Harlem?'
Billy shook his head, smiling a counterfeit smile.
'Six,' Houston said. 'Four to carry the coffin and two to carry the radio.'
He laughed, and Billy Halleck went through the motions. In his mind, clearly, he saw
the Gypsy man who had been waiting for him outside the Fairview courthouse. Behind the
Gypsy, at the curb, in a no-parking zone, stood a huge old pickup truck with a homemade
camper cap. The cap was covered with strange designs around a central painting - a
not-very-good rendering of a unicorn on its knees, head bowed, before a Gypsy woman with
a garland of flowers in her hands. The Gypsy man had been wearing a green twill vest,
with buttons made out of silver coins. Now. watching Houston laugh at his own joke, the
alligator on his shirt riding the swells of his mirth, Billy thought: You remember much
more about that guy than you thought. You thought you only remembered his nose, but
that's not true at all. You remember damn near everything.
Children. There had been children in the cab of the old van, looking at him with
depthless brown eyes, eyes that were almost black. 'Thinner,' the old man had said, and
in spite of his callused flesh, his caress had been the caress of a lover.
Delaware plates, Billy thought suddenly. His rig had Delaware plates. And a bumper
sticker, something ...
Billy's arms dimpled out in goose flesh and for one moment he thought he might scream,
as he had once heard a woman scream right here when she thought her child was drowning in
the pool.
Billy Halleck remembered how they had seen the Gypsies for the first time; the day they
had come to Fairview.
They had parked along one side of the Fairview town common, and a flock of their kids
had run out onto the greensward to play. The Gypsy women stood gossiping and watching
them. They were brightly dressed, but not in the peasant garb an older person might have
associated with the Hollywood version of Gypsies in the thirties and forties. There were
women in colorful sundresses, women in calf-length clamdigger pants, younger women in
Jordache or Calvin Klein jeans. They looked bright, alive, somehow dangerous.
A young man jumped out of a VW microbus and began to juggle oversized bowling pins.
EVERYONE NEEDS SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, the young man's T-shirt read, AND RIGHT NOW I
BELIEVE I'LL HAVE ANOTHER BEER. Fairview children ran toward him as if drawn by a magnet,
yelling excitedly. Muscles rippled under the young man's shirt, and a giant crucifix
bounded up and down on his chest. Fairview mothers gathered some of the kids up and bore
them away. Other mothers were not as fast. Older town children approached the Gypsy
children, who stopped their play to watch them come. Townies, their dark eyes said. We
see townie children everywhere the roads go. We know your eyes, and your haircuts; we
know how the braces on your teeth will flash in the sun. We don't know where we'll be
tomorrow, but we know where you will be. Don't these same places and these same faces
bore you? We think they do. We think that's why you always come to hate us.
Billy, Heidi, and Linda Halleck had been there that day, two days before Halleck would
strike and kill the old Gypsy woman less than a quarter of a mile from here. They had
been having a picnic lunch and waiting for the first band concert of the spring to begin.
Most of the others abroad on the common that day had been there for the same reason, a
fact the Gypsies undoubtedly knew.
Linda had gotten up, brushing at the seat of her Levi's as if in a dream, and started
toward the young man juggling the bowling pins.
'Linda, stay here!' Heidi said sharply. Her hand had gone to the collar of her sweater
and was fiddling there, as it often did when she was upset. Halleck didn't think she was
even aware of it.
'Why, Mom? It's a carnival, at least, I think it is.'
'They're Gypsies,' Heidi said. 'Keep your distance. They're all crooks.'
Linda looked at her mother, then at her dad. Billy shrugged. She stood there looking,
as unaware of her wistful expression, Billy thought, as Heidi was of her hand at her
collar fiddling it uneasily up against her throat and then back down again.
The young man tossed his bowling pins back into the open side door of the microbus one
by one, and a smiling dark-haired girl whose beauty was almost ethereal tossed him five
Indian clubs, one after another. The young man now began to juggle these, grinning,
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