[Ex. all the Women except Lucetta. Fred. Do you know the Hand? Belv.
'Tis Florinda's. All Blessings fall upon the virtuous Maid. Fred. Nay,
no Idolatry, a sober Sacrifice I'll allow you. Belv. Oh Friends! the
welcom'st News, the softest Letter!- nay, you shall see it; and could
you now be serious, I might be made the happiest Man the Sun shines
on. Will. The Reason of this mighty Joy. Belv. See how kindly she
invites me to deliver her from the threaten'd Violence of her Brother-
will you not assist me? Will. I know not what thou mean'st, but I'll
make one at any Mischief where a Woman's concern'd- but she'll be
grateful to us for the Favour, will she not? Belv. How mean you? Will.
How should I mean? Thou know'st there's but one way for a Woman to
oblige me. Belv. Don't prophane- the Maid is nicely virtuous. Will.
Who pox, then she's fit for nothing but a Husband; let her e'en go,
Colonel. Fred. Peace, she's the Colonel's Mistress, Sir. Will. Let her
be the Devil; if she be thy Mistress, I'll serve her- name the way.
Belv. Read here this Postcript. [Gives him a Letter. Will. [Reads.] At
Ten at night- at the Garden-Gate- of which, if I cannot get the Key, I
will contrive a way over the Wall- come attended with a Friend or
two.- Kind heart, if we three cannot weave a String to let her down a
Garden-Wall, 'twere pity but the Hangman wove one for us all. Fred.
Let her alone for that: your Woman's Wit, your fair kind Woman, will
out-trick a Brother or a Jew, and contrive like a Jesuit in Chains-
but see, Ned Blunt is stoln out after the Lure of a Damsel. [Ex. Blunt
and Lucet. Belv. So he'll scarce find his way home again, unless we
get him cry'd by the Bell-man in the Market-place, and 'twou'd sound
prettily- a lost English Boy of Thirty. Fred. I hope 'tis some common
crafty Sinner, one that will fit him; it may be she'll sell him for
Peru, the Rogue's sturdy and would work well in a Mine; at least I
hope she'll dress him for our Mirth; cheat him of all, then have him
well-favour'dly bang'd, and turn'd out naked at Midnight. Will.
Prithee what Humor is he of, that you wish him so well? Belv. Why, of
an English Elder Brother's Humour, educated in a Nursery, with a Maid
to tend him till Fifteen, and lies with his Grand-mother till he's of
Age; one that knows no Pleasure beyond riding to the next Fair, or
going up to London with his right Worshipful Father in
Parliament-time; wearing gay Clothes, or making honourable Love to his
Lady Mother's Landry-Maid; gets drunk at a Hunting-Match, and ten to
one then gives some Proofs of his Prowess- A pox upon him, he's our
Banker, and has all our Cash about him, and if he fail we are all
broke. Fred. Oh let him alone for that matter, he's of a damn'd stingy
Quality, that will secure our Stock. I know not in what Danger it were
indeed, if the Jilt should pretend she's in love with him, for 'tis a
kind believing Coxcomb; otherwise if he part with more than a Piece of
Eight- geld him: for which offer he may chance to be beaten, if she be
a Whore of the first Rank. Belv. Nay the Rogue will not be easily
beaten, he's stout enough; perhaps if they talk beyond his Capacity,
he may chance to exercise his Courage upon some of them; else I'm sure
they'll find it as difficult to beat as to please him. Will. 'Tis a
lucky Devil to light upon so kind a Wench! Fred. Thou hadst a great
deal of talk with thy little Gipsy, coud'st thou do no good upon her?
for mine was hard-hearted. Will. Hang her, she was some damn'd honest
Person of Quality, I'm sure, she was so very free and witty. If her
Face be but answerable to her Wit and Humour, I would be bound to
Constancy this Month to gain her. In the mean time have you made no
kind Acquaintance since you came to Town?- You do not use to be honest
so long, Gentlemen. Fred. Faith Love has kept us honest, we have been
all fir'd with a Beauty newly come to Town, the famous Paduana
Angelica Bianca. Will. What, the Mistress of the dead Spanish General?
Belv. Yes, she's now the only ador'd Beauty of all the Youth in
Naples, who put on all their Charms to appear lovely in her sight,
their Coaches, Liveries, and themselves, all gay, as on a Monarch's
Birth-Day, to attract the Eyes of this fair Charmer, while she has the
Pleasure to behold all languish for her that see her. Fred. 'Tis
pretty to see with how much Love the Men regard her, and how much Envy
the Women. Will. What Gallant has she? Belv. None, she's exposed to
Sale, and four Days in the Week she's yours- for so much a Month.
Will. The very Thought of it quenches all manner of Fire in me- yet
prithee let's see her. Belv. Let's first to Dinner, and after that
we'll pass the Day as you please- but at Night ye must all be at my
Devotion. Will. I will not fail you. [Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I. The
Long Street. Enter Belvile and Frederick in Masquing-Habits, and
Willmore in his own Clothes, with a Vizard in his Hand. Will. But why
thus disguis'd and muzzl'd? Belv. Because whatever Extravagances we
commit in these Faces, our own may not be oblig'd to answer 'em. Will.
I should have chang'd my Eternal Buff too: but no matter, my little
Gipsy wou'd not have found me out then: for if she should change hers,
it is impossible I should know her, unless I should hear her prattle-
A Pox on't, I cannot get her out of my Head: Pray Heaven, if ever I do
see her again, she prove damnable ugly, that I may fortify my self
against her Tongue. Belv. Have a care of Love, for o' my conscience
she was not of a Quality to give thee any hopes. Will. Pox on 'em, why
do they draw a Man in then? She has play'd with my Heart so, that
'twill never lie still till I have met with some kind Wench, that will
play the Game out with me- Oh for my Arms full of soft, white, kind-
Woman! such as I fancy Angelica. Belv. This is her House, if you were
but in stock to get admittance; they have not din'd yet; I perceive
the Picture is not out. Enter Blunt. Will. I long to see the Shadow of
the fair Substance, a Man may gaze on that for nothing. Blunt.
Colonel, thy Hand- and thine, Fred. I have been an Ass, a deluded
Fool, a very Coxcomb from my Birth till this Hour, and heartily repent
my little Faith. Belv. What the Devil's the matter with thee Ned?
Blunt. Oh such a Mistress, Fred. such a Girl! Will. Ha! where? Fred.
Ay where! Blunt. So fond, so amorous, so toying and fine! and all for
sheer Love, ye Rogue! Oh how she lookt and kiss'd! and sooth'd my
Heart from my Bosom. I cannot think I was awake, and yet methinks I
see and feel her Charms still- Fred.- Try if she have not left the
Taste of her balmy Kisses upon my Lips- [Kisses him. Belv. Ha, ha, ha!
Will. Death Man, where is she? Blunt. What a Dog was I to stay in dull
England so long- How have I laught at the Colonel when he sigh'd for
Love! but now the little Archer has reveng'd him, and by his own Dart,
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