Upon all points- no matter what, or whose-
  Because as Ages upon Ages push on,
    The last is apt the former to accuse
  Of pillowing its head on a pin-cushion,
    Heedless of pricks because it was obtuse:
  What was a paradox becomes a truth or
  A something like it- witness Luther!

  The Sacraments have been reduced to two,
    And Witches unto none, though somewhat late
  Since burning aged women (save a few-
  Mischief in families, as some know or knew,
    Should still be singed, but lightly, let me state)
  Has been declared an act of inurbanity
  Malgre Sir Matthew Hales's great humanity.

  Great Galileo was debarr'd the Sun,
    Because he fix'd it; and, to stop his talking,
  How Earth could round the solar orbit run,
    Found his own legs embargo'd from mere walking:
  The man was well-nigh dead, ere men begun
    To think his skull had not some need of caulking;
  But now, it seems, he 's right- his notion just:
  No doubt a consolation to his dust

  Pythagoras, Locke, Socrates- but pages
    Might be fill'd up, as vainly as before,
  With the sad usage of all sorts of sages,
    Who, in his life-time, each, was deem'd a Bore!
  The loftiest minds outrun their tardy ages:
    This they must bear with and, perhaps, much more;
  The wise man 's sure when he no more can share it, he
  Will have a firm Post Obit on posterity.

  If such doom waits each Intellectual Giant,
    We little people in our lesser way,
  In Life's small rubs should surely be more pliant,
    And so for one will I- as well I may-
  Would that I were less bilious- but, oh, fie on 't!
    Just as I make my mind up every day,
  To be a 'totus, teres,' Stoic, Sage,
  The wind shifts and I fly into a rage.

  Temperate I am- yet never had a temper;
    Modest I am- yet with some slight assurance;
  Changeable too- yet somehow 'Idem semper;'
    Patient- but not enamour'd of endurance;
  Cheerful- but, sometimes, rather apt to whimper;
    Mild- but at times a sort of 'Hercules furens;'
  So that I almost think that the same skin
  For one without- has two or three within.

  Our Hero was, in Canto the Sixteenth,
    Left in a tender moonlight situation,
  Such as enables Man to show his strength
    Moral or physical: on this occasion
  Whether his virtue triumph'd- or, at length,
    His vice- for he was of a kindling nation-
  Is more than I shall venture to describe;-
  Unless some Beauty with a kiss should bribe.

  I leave the thing a problem, like all things:-
    The morning came- and breakfast, tea and toast,
  Of which most men partake, but no one sings.
    The company whose birth, wealth, worth, has cost
  My trembling Lyre already several strings,
    Assembled with our hostess, and mine host;
  The guests dropp'd in- the last but one, Her Grace,
  The latest, Juan, with his virgin face.

  Which best it is to encounter- Ghost, or none,
    'T were difficult to say; but Juan look'd
  As if he had combated with more than one,
    Being wan and worn, with eyes that hardly brook'd
  The light that through the Gothic window shone:
    Her Grace, too, had a sort of air rebuked-
  Seem'd pale and shiver'd, as if she had kept
  A vigil, or dreamt rather more than slept.

                       THE END
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